W E B C A M S 

OK.

We've got web-cams.

The Front Cam ...is at the front of the house and peeps out a window, with a partly obscured view of the driveway and yard.  It's new & improved!!! (kinda)

The Dock Cam ...is in the back yard, tucked in a strangler fig tree. This camera peeps down at the yard and dock, with just a peek at the davits. This camera is way more interesting.